While we are not including photos--man do we understand why someone would want to--we continue to play pretend and we pretend there are photos here.
FYI These would be nude photos "strangers" are sending to your committed lover/husband/girlfriend/etc. without even knowing him! Guess what? The pictures GET OUT; the person you sent them to is NOT the only one to see them. The person is taken and you are an idiot, as are we.
The true idiot really is only one person, the one who made a vow with you. With us.
Someone who is cheating (in any way) who is also in a committed relationship is the one to blame, even though we really like to tear apart the other victim, don't we? We love having someone nearly innocent to blame. Don't get us wrong, they may not be completely innocent, but they did not make you any promises and who knows what the perp said to get them to send skanky photos in the first place?
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Whose Body Parts are These?
Welcome to 'Whose Body Parts are These?'!
Ready? Set! Identify!
Chapter Two:
God, the things people send to other people. So stupid. They don't even know the person they're sending it to (since it's my account and I don't know them, duh!). Sad. ANY GIRL-hello! If someone is manipulating you to sending sexy pictures over the phone or net, that's because THEY CANNOT BE WITH YOU so if you're worth it, they'll wait. But if you send them that, just know that you can't take it back and one day, the person you sent it to might get pissed off or maybe even just share it around, you know? And now, you sent it to someone you obviously don't know and I have to figure out who you are so I can send it back and here we are. STUPID.
So, picture one (we'll post one a day) is this. Is this even normal? Ew-who sends these and thinks someone LIKES them? Don't send shit! If you're all that, you don't need to! Someone I once LOVED and he supposedly LOVED me took advantage of me several times when I was on medication. He took nasty pictures of things I would never do if I hadn't been unconscious while medicated and then put them in his phone. This person who claimed he loved me then CRIED when I found out and cried because I was humiliated, hurt, and mad. He PROMISED to get rid of them and said he should not have done it and blah blah blah. Only to find out he lied AGAIN and they were back on his phone, back in his email, and back on his computer. Now, you think whomever you send your picture to cares and would never do something like this? That was MY OWN HUSBAND!
Picture: Whose are these? Just leave in comments. For double points later, if you match each identified body part to create a whole person, I'll send you $100 worth of used stuff.
Chapter Three:
I always talk about girls, but there are guys with serious issues of sending out pictures they shouldn't be sending, too. In fact, I have a few of those. Because I have way more parts of women, though, I'll be covering those the most (no pun intended). Don't send out your photo. See the person IN PERSON. Be with the person. And for God's sake, if you're stupid enough to send photos, at least look good in them!
Anyone recognize this?
Picture: INSERT SAGGY HAGGY HAIRY NAKED BOOBS HERE
I apologize that I have to make this an adult only web blog, but the truth is, we may not know whose body parts these are, but we (mostly) know WHAT body parts they are and let me tell you, they ain't rated G. Not by a long shot.
Somehow, all these people (mostly girls) are sending pictures of their body parts to my cell phone account. I have NO CLUE who they are. I tried asking the sender but they don't have a clue what I'm talking about. So all I have is their number and picture (sometimes a face, but mostly… no).
Here's how we play. I have about 200 photos of different body parts. If you recognize them, let me know so I can give them proper identification. Most of them originate from Hawaii. The person who identifies the most parts correctly gets to be my hero!
Ready? Set! Identify!
Picture: INSERT MORE DROOPY BOOBIES HERE
Chapter Two:
Picture: INSERT LEGS EVEN YOUR MAMA LOOKS BETTER THAN HERE, THEN RATE IT XXX
So, picture one (we'll post one a day) is this. Is this even normal? Ew-who sends these and thinks someone LIKES them? Don't send shit! If you're all that, you don't need to! Someone I once LOVED and he supposedly LOVED me took advantage of me several times when I was on medication. He took nasty pictures of things I would never do if I hadn't been unconscious while medicated and then put them in his phone. This person who claimed he loved me then CRIED when I found out and cried because I was humiliated, hurt, and mad. He PROMISED to get rid of them and said he should not have done it and blah blah blah. Only to find out he lied AGAIN and they were back on his phone, back in his email, and back on his computer. Now, you think whomever you send your picture to cares and would never do something like this? That was MY OWN HUSBAND!
Picture: Whose are these? Just leave in comments. For double points later, if you match each identified body part to create a whole person, I'll send you $100 worth of used stuff.
Chapter Three:
Picture: INSERT SKANKY HO MAN PACKAGE LESS THAN TWO INCHES HERE
I always talk about girls, but there are guys with serious issues of sending out pictures they shouldn't be sending, too. In fact, I have a few of those. Because I have way more parts of women, though, I'll be covering those the most (no pun intended). Don't send out your photo. See the person IN PERSON. Be with the person. And for God's sake, if you're stupid enough to send photos, at least look good in them!
Anyone recognize this?
Picture: INSERT MANGINA HERE
